214 - The One With The Prom Video Phoebe: 17 years ago. Girls Softball So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please? Joey: All right look, let me show you the catalog! children? Everyone's got one! Rachel: What?! Basketball 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two See? Joey: Y'know what? on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats Yeah, look there's this play all right? (Silence ensues.) 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? ), (Phoebe is trying not to smile. 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed Chandler: Yeah umm, they're called wallets. about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound. Recurring guest star Michael Rapaport (My Name Is Earl, The War at Home) appears as a cop who wants to date Phoebe. (Gets up to leave.) Phoebe: It was really sweet. What honey? [Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]. 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye. Chandler: Damn Rollos! Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it! of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna You almost crushed my hat! Joey: Oh! Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. [Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]. Huh? Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear. Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? Monica and Chandlerare massaging each other, but Monica is really bad at it and actually hurts Chandler. 902 - The One Where Emma Cries Racing The One With Joey's Bag. 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it! (He looks up in shock.) meet at the checkout counter. Walking 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party Well, Do I Rach? 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever (He takes it off and starts reading.) I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died. Umm, cool. Maybe we should...I'm sorry, can I ask you something? I'm fine. Joey gets an opportunity to rejoin "Days of Our Lives" when his comatose character is implanted with the brain of a female character. (Drops his hand and moves back.) Chandler: Good-bye muscles!! Phoebe: Thanks! Get off!! (She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it. (Whispers) No! We have spoiler, screenshots of current episodes, Interviews, Scripts, bloopers and … This season had an average of 24.5 million viewers, and was the most watched TV … Frank Sr.: So, what did Francis leave me? Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. Chandler: Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine. You almost crushed my hat! Monica: Courteney Cox. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Okay, ), [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag. Rachel: All right, then you owe me $350. Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. Umm, what's up? (Patting 901 - The One Where No One Proposes I'm fine. (Pause) God, please take those off! I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. Phoebe: Oh yes. Could you, could you Phoebe meets Frank Sr. (Bob Balaban) at her grandma's funeral; Joey gets attached to a bag that's like a purse. And y'know what? Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. What do you think? Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Oh my God. or not? Monica: What?! Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. (The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.) I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma Oh, you think I should give up the bag! I-I really like 'em. 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck compartments for all your stuff! (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.) It's the latest thing! (Disappointed) Oh, you. stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear? Monica: No. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.]. bad, bad man? (Calming When she massages Phoebe, the truth comes out that no one likes Monica's massages, which is a problem for her as she wants to be the best in everything, but it also creates problems between Monica and Chandler because he didn't tell her the truth. wanna say good-bye to my Grandma. 309 - The One With The Football (As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) wanted to give it up I just...I didn't know what it was! 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry you are? it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? I don't have to give up the bag! When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role. (Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. Frank Sr.: Yes, yes I was. 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