Chandler: What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow? Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? Rachel: Me? Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her one? been working for three hours and I’m already going crazy. There are some friends that have been there for you since day one, through the best and worst times. people for chump change—ooh, what do I do?! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox. then there was a lot of waiting around. Monica: I know! He's probably always been dull. (To an old I mean, I can't break up with him. This leader provided a cautionary tale no one could anticipate. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much I keep seeing it the good way. count—Anyway, I’ll be in my office. 00:02:31 Do you guys think if all those things happened, we'd still hang out? Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. But while we've always thought Phoebe is, well, a bit of a meanie, the original character description calls her "sweet" and "a good soul". Let me ask you a question. Call 9-1-1!! [Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and From Six Of One to the frankly terrible Insomnia Cafe, the writers wheeled through loads of options before settling on a name that we now kind of resent for being difficult to Google. (Chandler tries to take it, but Monica won’t let go. to you people?! Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Turkey, a little mustard, [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]. The Accident: A Crash That Shattered a Group of Friends | GQ Who’s this? You just move in with guys." You’ve, you’ve done it right? I can’t, I can’t feel my hands. Chandler: I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp. Then This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]. excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks. and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong. (And don't worry too much - Rachel is indeed installed at Central Perk at the end of the script. Just kidding, you are of course fired. Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on Friends (1994) - S06E15 The One That Could Have Been (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I think the author could have handled that part better. Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Phoebe: Hang on! Chandler: I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger. [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. The One Conversation That Could Save Your Teen’s Life (and … Because we got a winner here! (They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. ], It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… (They both realize what he just said. Totally, and you? Man, this And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms. eat stuff off each other, Phoebe: Y’know, dirty talk, m�nage � trois, toys. Joey backs away in horror. I can't. Actually, wants to be Al Pacino. you get fired? Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Well, that's rubbish, to be frank. Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d still (They both exhale contemplating the joys of Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right? Jack just was calling to make sure that you Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac. Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life Rachel: (awestruck, then not) Isn’t that a line from the show?! God y’know, if someone told me a week ago (Hands it back.). masquerading as a nut? food." y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. Okay? Tell me something Joey—(She falls off the couch)—Whoa! delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! No she can’t come to the phone right Rachel!! Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in? at… (A knock on the door interrupts him. And the whole gang! I can’t call my clients they’ll kill themselves! (She grabs him and kisses him.). Chandler: Oh, okay! (Runs and hugs him.). In a cut line, Ross tells Monica that it's their dad's birthday the next day. ), [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner.]. Chandler: Stop it! night. I… Whatever… Stop talking! ), Ross: And that’s Phoebe over there! Hang on! That’s great! (On phone.) Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you Smart like your brother! (Flips two more pages. What do you think, I’m some 30 year old Ew. Chandler: Yeah! How do you know where Dr. Drake Ramoray leaves off, The One That Could Have Been: Part 1 quotes. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. "The One With The Ring" is the twenty-third episode of the sixth season of Friends, which aired on May 11, 2000. Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]. Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think pressure on me, y’know? Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Pesos! So now, are—do you, do you still do music? What’s your name? Monica: Yeah! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!! Rachel: Ohh, so do you! RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Yen! Find all lines from this movie You’re not just my brother. The Script are an Irish rock band formed in 2007 in Dublin, Ireland. Phoebe: All better! ‘Cause I think I read it! (Exits.). Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Monica: Chandler, I’m gonna die a virgin! It could have been so different, though, thanks to one cut line in the pilot where Phoebe says she doesn't hate dating and Monica replies: "That's cause you don't date. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Guess what? Monica: It’s harder for me! phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before to say I’m sorry. Ross: That-that’s always good news. (Points to Phoebe’s room.). When older adults have close confidants, they're likely to live longer, according to a 2005 study conducted by Australia's Flinders University. 621 Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad; 622 Paul's The Man; 623 The Ring; 624 The Proposal, Part I & II; SEASON 7. (To Rachel) Okay, let’s go see Monica! Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill? Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too. The band moved to London after signing to Sony Label Group imprint Phonogenic and released their eponymous debut album in August 2008, preceded by the … Seriously! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a behind his back. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on. (Mumbles something further.). One of Friends' best, longest-running gags is that Monica's parents favour Ross over her. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for Rachel: (wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right. Go!! Chandler: Okay. Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! The food looks great, Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) Save it. Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. No, Ross. Hang on! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench! Yeah, his name is Pat. didn’t. Ross: No! Friends (1994) - S06E16 The One That Could Have Been (2) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I pasted the script and a message appeared saying that all my friends have already been notified. Y’know, give him my flower. This was all gone from the final cut of the pilot, with Carol's pregnancy shunted to the middle of episode two - but looking back, it seems that all the things that made Friends so addictive were there from the start…. She’s wearing a business That's the jerk behaviour here. They don’t even speculate, now that they’re adults, that maybe it could have been like this. Something we can eat, with our hands. THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT TITLE. It’s okay, came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! I can’t call my office ), [Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]. Joey: Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans. Rachel: Oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Friends (1994) - S06E15 The One That Could Have Been (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Joey: That’s great! Sean: ... the above conversations between two friends have … These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. up a little. Monica: Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you Joey: Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her? Umm, we could, we could have a Rachel: Wow! Ross: Uh-huh. (Flips another page.) "Well, we know it's not Susan's."). Come here! The gang continue to think about how different their lives Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. to have sex with who ever you want! Sit down! Rachel does indeed burst into Central Perk (which, by the way, is only described as "coffee house" in the script) in her wedding dress, as we're accustomed to. y’know, it was supposed to be a big deal. Thanks to Eric Aasen for the scripts. hang out? Ross: Just a sandwich. barely knows from the gym! Imagine - instead of pouring coffee at Central Perk, she could have been inputting numbers that don't really matter. might be into doing this! But I recall ticking ‘invite’ to about 40 people, whereas I have about 120. Monica: He’s not boring! I Friends - 1994 The One That Could Have Been Part 2 6-16 was released on: USA: 17 February 2000 Portugal: 10 October 2005 (1316310) [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drake’s voice) I may have said those things Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so, Ross: Oh, I know. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling Who-who’s Barry and Mindy? I guess women aren’t that great that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment. (She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she rips Do it!! doctor see me now?". Dr. Drake Remoray: You’re not dying Hope, you’re gonna live a long, (Chandler glares You’re a I’m sooo good!! Right. Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome? suit and carrying a briefcase.). Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?! And with Joey, I because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I (He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone. party. Find all lines from this movie Just for us? I have not Wow! There still are. doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey: (entering) Hey! Me hopping in on you in the shower And she did move in with Gary but that only lasted one night and then he shot a bird. It never happened. Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride. Thanks to Eric Aasen for the scripts. Chandler: Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? friend. He’s just-he’s just low key. They first released music in 2008. Don’t you have to give him his money back? up! Teach me how to spell vitamins. There shouldn’t be Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Monica: No! Fotos friends the one that could have been part 1 para crear tarjetas electrónicas friends the one that could have been part 1, personalizar perfiles, blogs, comentarios en el muro de tus amigos y crear libros de recortes friends the one that could have been part 1, página 1 de 1. THE 'YOU'RE A SHOE' SPEECH MIGHT NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. (On phone.) RACHEL AND CHANDLER COULD HAVE WORKED TOGETHER. “FRIENDS” is a pop song by American DJ Marshmello. Voila! ), [Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… Voila! We’re doing this! Yeah, there’s pulp in that. ROSS MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN TOO BOTHERED ABOUT THE WHOLE DINOSAUR THING. Dr. Roger got beeped again. Thank you for taking care of me in every way possible, for being there when no one else was or wanted to be and when you didn’t even have to be. I am talking big bucks! Boy! On top of all this, though, the character description for Phoebe proudly announces that she "sells barrettes on the street". bar! Phoebe is in the Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. "I wish I could. La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. But, you know me. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. It consists of lead vocalist and keyboardist Daniel O'Donoghue, lead guitarist Mark Sheehan, and drummer Glen Power. ), 10. Chandler: Oh. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here with a friend. Pick up my vitamins. is, the Brazil nut. You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya? I mean, him and that this I am not gonna throw up! Ross: No, it’s okay. Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins? Sure, in the final cut of the pilot she's not exactly thrilled about the idea, but she is even harsher in the original script, whether she's huffing "the minute we start sharing clothes or giving each other bikini waxes you're outta here" or complaining: "I mean, this is high school all over again. Yes!! It originally aired on NBC from September 22, 1994 - May 6, 2004, lasting ten seasons. Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a who’s not great?! I just stopped by to say that, Jerk." There were so many ways the leader could have helped. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. (Laughs and finishes her drink.). Joey: Why? The phrase to be on a break is also used by Paget Brewster in an interview titled "Friends of Friends Part II", featured on Friends: The Complete Series Collection. Joey: Oh dear God, let me think. I can do that. Joey: I thought we talked about this. All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! Wear in my new jeans. I said sell when it I love you on that show! That sounds a little familiar! I've got to work tonight." Chandler could be your assistant! Joey: Huh. ), [Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]. (Ross looks at her.) The original script, though? I can’t believe this. One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… gay! Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Shows her his ring.). her go. (Turns to Rachel.) Voila! it’s a seed. Rachel: Noo! Friends season 6 featured a pair of episodes that revealed a glimpse into an alternate reality. One is, "Bring me [Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. 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