Everybody just calm down. Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. Thank you so much. (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.). (He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) The BEST Thanksgiving leftovers sandwich EVER! Spell. Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on? (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of the way.) dianelanier. Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Just wait. ), Joey: I'm Joey. Jake said as he made his hand get bigger, grabbing Finn and Phoebe flew next to them as they headed towards the Cube where the Lich was heading to. Ross: I don't know. The note Buffay would write for Gellar eventually led to him being placed on sabbatical. Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. This is the problem with being 25 years older, I don’t have a clue, I can’t even make up something,” co-creator, David Crane told Page Six at the recent Tribeca Film Festival. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. What's wrong with you? She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! “Oh, my God, I’m standing here going. I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week! (Starts for his room.) In "The One With Ross's Sandwich," Ross, knowing Phoebe lived on the streets, asks him to write a note to prevent anyone from taking his sandwich. Okay-shhh, I have to finish. Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! ), [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away. Who's are they? Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash. Everybody guess what? He takes naked pictures of us! Monica: Okay, just wait, please. Phoebe writes a scary note for him to put on his new sandwich that scares people away from him. (Sees Monica.) Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop. ), [Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]. Someone at work eats it and sparks his anger. Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! She tells Chandler, as he's making a sandwich of his own, why she won't be eating any meat. I know! The odd one out, the… just plain odd one. This has got to stop! https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_With_Ross%27_Sandwich/Transcript?oldid=56141. How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on? Creators for the iconic sitcom admit they don’t know what was written in the offensive note that Phoebe Buffay jotted for Ross Geller in order to keep his pals away from his “moistmaker” sandwich during Season 5. Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! ], Monica: Hey. Joey: That's it! [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]. Free delivery on millions of items with Prime. It's a disease! Phoebe: Well how would you know?! The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question. Well, I'm Joey. Phoebe hates that they're together because she figures that Ursula is going to hurt Joey, one of her best friends. Series co-creator Marta Kauffman also did not remember what Buffay wrote but added that she wanted to find out for the sake of her own sanity. ! (Offers it to everyone. Joey: Yeah, I like that. If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! And because we're so obsessed, we took note of the Central Perk gang's Magna Doodles that appeared on the beloved series. Later on in the episode, Phoebe's ex David returns from Minsk and he is only in town for one night. What did they talk about? Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What? The free spirit. Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. Phoebe: Yeah! The note, though, was a feeble knock-knock joke. Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. Joey: What?!! Phoebe: Well, I snapped! Continuity mistake: In Central Perk, when Phoebe writes a note for Ross to put on his sandwich so no one eats it, she mentions that she stabbed a cop, and has a green mug in her hand. You weren't taking the class seriously. Start studying The Saturday Boy_Student. Phoebe: (To Rachel) You completely stole my answer! I know! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! Phoebe: No! Ross: Phoebe! (She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class. Joey: Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London. Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Friends Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Leftovers Thanksgiving Recipes Gravy For Mashed Potatoes Potato Gravy Friend Recipe Sliced Turkey Turkey Sandwiches. Mutual Fund and ETF data provided by Refinitiv Lipper. Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots. Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Rachel: You get away from me!! Monica! Summary: Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler's secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations. You should've read it yourself! Phoebe writes him a note that would scare anyone. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]. The Teacher: Excellent! The Teacher: Would ya care to venture one? She and Joey eat the steak, but Phoebe feels awful afterword. Fox News Flash top entertainment and celebrity headlines for Sept. 20 are here. Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. Joey: No! Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. They talked about literature and Holden's views on Romeo and Juliet. Oh yeah! The next day at work Ross’s boss asks him about his recent well craziness and wants him to see a psychiatrist. All rights reserved. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in. ‘She wrote a note for his sandwich?’ I don’t know. Legal Statement. Ross: Just a sandwich? Many of us watched The Joy of Painting on PBS or came across Bob Ross and his happy little trees in some other way. Don’t be such a goodie-goodie! Joey: Of course it's true! An age-old mystery will have to continue for fans of “Friends.”. That is so cool. Rachel: So Pheebs, what is the book about? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Mutual Fund and ETF data provided by Refinitiv Lipper. And consider Ross working as a professor at the same university as of Sheldon and his gang. Directed by Gary Halvorson. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Joey: Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet! Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what? Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. I thought this was going to be something we could do together! It's just… I just… Kinda…. Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. They gotta be Joey's! Chandler: Top of the world? No! Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]. What do you think phoebe wrote on the note to keep people away from ross' food? Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time. Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich. You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!! Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. Monica makes him another sandwich and this time he includes a very nasty note, which makes his colleagues refer to him as mental. Ohh!! ), Cynthia: Oh, candles! Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying? Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. Joey finds himself constantly covering for Chandler and Monica's affair. 6 comments. 'FRIENDS' STAR JENNIFER ANISTON ON WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL WOULD BE TODAY. (Looks around the room.) Monica: Phoebe? Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. (Running out) We should have essay questions!! (Ross stares in shock at him as he angrily puts down the chicken and takes off his coat. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.). Despite the final "Friends" episode airing in 2004, we just can't get away from the gang: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler and Joey. Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?! The Teacher: (entering) Sorry I'm late. And tighty-whiteys! Monica: I'm Monica. Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Quotes displayed in real-time or delayed by at least 15 minutes. Posted by. Joey: Yeah, it was! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. Cynthia: God, this was really fun! (Takes another pill.). (She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust. The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. Let's get started. I am not a pervert! Julius is an LA Entertainment Reporter for Fox News. Dock of the bay? ), Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! Who's there? Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. Lots of people know who Bob Ross is. Ross: (getting upset) Oh-oh really? Lets just say that “Friends” cast members and “The Big Bang Theory” cast are friends and live in the same building. Who's are they? (Points at Chandler, angrily. So what would you say Pheebs? Oh my God! Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?! Ahh! Ross: That was the water fountain! Yeah, a guy called me mental! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Chandler: No-no, wait! Okay? He bends over to pick it up and gasps. What is that? I mean y'know, until you got cut off. save. If you go back to the very first episode of Friends (The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate), you’ll notice something a little off about Phoebe. It could happen to anyone. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him. All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. Ross Geller's Moist Maker Sandwich from the television show, Friends. (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation. [Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]. Rachel: Ohh. Phoebe: All right, wait! Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker? You didn't even read it! (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.) Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?". (Monica gasps as well.). Okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it? Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!! He decides to leave a nasty note for the person who dared to eat his sandwich. He's heading for the cube!" Rachel: (To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late. Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to sit with! Anyone else? But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place? Ross: Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it? Joey: Ahh—oy! Gravity. [Everyone sees the note and gasps] Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad-ass! Directed by Andrew Tsao. Most recently, there was a New York Times op-ed, ostensibly about the ethics of sharing stories about your children online, but with a part philosophizing (in fairness, the author, Agnes Callard, is a philosopher) about how "people warn prospective parents that having a baby is expensive, but that isn’t exactly true. Phoebe: Fine! (Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.). Fox News Flash top entertainment headlines for Sept. 20, Why 'The Rock' is endorsing THIS candidate, Heather Rae Young stuns in bikini on Mexican vacation: 'Wedding body', Kim Cattrall is never returning to 'Sex and the City' despite rumors of a reboot, 'Home Alone 2' star Brenda Fricker says Christmas is a 'very dark' time of year as she lives alone, Deaf 'AGT' star Mandy Harvey on inspiring others through singing: ‘It has given me the profound blessing’, Kirk Cameron hosts another maskless Christmas caroling event to protest California's stay-at-home order, Tom Cruise's 'Mission: Impossible 7' crew is 'walking on eggshells' after his rant: report. Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch. Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day? Look. They're Joey's! Market data provided by Factset. Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop. Thanksgiving leftovers for the win! Write. Nice!! It's good! Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about? But, (To Monica) you do it with me once. Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Rachel: Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else. Ross: Phoebe! And then he eats chicken and looks at them! What are you, 8? Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross: Uh-huh. Test. Rachel: A cyborg?! 91% Upvoted. Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. In respect to the internal chronology of the series, it is the fourth of eleven novels (beginning with The Surgeon's Mate) that might take five or six years to happen but are all pegged to an extended 1812, or as Patrick O'Brian says it, 1812a and 1812b (in the Author's Note for The Far Side of the World, the tenth novel in this series). And I thought was a good idea so, I took it. Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! Monica: Yes you are! Phoebe still wants meat, maybe more so, since watching Joey make his sandwich. Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! Phoebe tells him that she learned how to protect her food when living on the streets; the trick is to be tough. Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass! Ohh, you know who you should go with? Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part. Monica: Phoebe! share. Meanwhile, Ross becomes so enraged at work when someone steals his turkey sandwich, it results in his suspension. She writes a new note for Ross, which makes everyone thinks she's a bad ass. I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Joey: All right! Okay? Ross: (quietly) That-that would be incredible. That's the only way to explain all this stuff! Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! The Teacher: What do you think? Okay, look, I hate this! Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller. A video camera? The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. All rights reserved. Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! If you had to pick one character from Friends that stands out, for better or worse, it’d have to be Phoebe Buffay. I'm tired of covering for you two! Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie? He has a naked picture of Monica! Phoebe: HE STABBED ME FIRST! It is very special to him, since Monica puts a "moist maker" in the middle: a gravy soaked piece of bread. You were actually gonna… (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) You in the blue shirt. Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! Oh, yeah." (He tries to think of another but can't) I'm out. He got "Little Shirley Beans." No, it's not. You guys keep embarrassing me! I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow. Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. Finn looked back at Jake and Phoebe" Come on!" Oh, and another thing, the video camera? I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Phoebe: Well, yeah! Netflix gave us reruns on-demand for a while, but eventually "pivoted" in another direction. Powered and implemented by FactSet Digital Solutions. She writes a particularly bad-ass note and the gang looks impressed. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.). J-J-J-J-J-Joey's! Legal Statement. Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story. I totally get symbolism. Ross puts the note on … May I have a word with you? Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! Eh? Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam. The quirky one. But Bob Ross was intensely private and really kept his personal life hidden. ), Rachel: Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. 'FRIENDS' STAR LISA KUDROW REVEALS HOW MATT LeBLANC SAVED HER ROLE AS PHOEBE. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here…. Rachel: Yes! I can't believe someone ate it! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. I can't believe you let me go on and on like that! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out. Here are the few … [Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]. Dr. Leedbetter: There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind. (She shows the rest of the gang.). I think I can explain this. I mean, look, I left a note and everything. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop. (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) [Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]. (Hands him a Polaroid.). Ross becomes angry when someone at work eats his sandwich. Rachel: Phoebe, come on! Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. No! Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! ), Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school. Are you sure you're not just a sex addict? Phoebe: I don't know! Joey: No it isn't! #Friends #MoistMaker. Creators for the iconic sitcom admit they don’t know what was written in the offensive note that Phoebe Buffay jotted for Ross Geller in order to keep his … [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]. Something, y'know that is a question with many answers she has hard! 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